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Britney Update!

April 13, 2003: Britney sells out.

It is a little known fact that Britney has fallen into the habit of making commercials for Asian markets.  I've gotten my hands on a video of a commercial for a "tea soda!"

"Have you tasted this tea?  It's really good!"

"But I've run out!  I don't have any more tea!"

"Oh where, oh where can I get some more tea?"

"Joy!  It's right here behind me!"

Tea can says, "BUY ME!"

See the last Britney update here!