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Britney Update!

June 23, 2003: Double Standards Galore

Time to objectify Britney!!!  Because, after all, that's the entire purpose of this page!  Look somewhere else for irony, subtext, and cultural criticism, 'cuz ya won't find those things here!

What?  Britney smoking?  Who cares?  Can you see her nipple?

No!  No!  Don't eat!  Stand up and stretch... or something!  Nipples!  Nipples!

Stop eating, for God's sake!  What's wrong with you?  We need to see your nipples!

Woo!  Standing up!  Someone, zoom in!  Can you see her nipple yet!  Can you?  Can you?

See the last Britney update here!