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Britney Update!

November 17, 2003: Are you excited yet?!

After two years without new material, Britney's fourth album will be released tomorrow.  I am, to be blunt, as nervous as a little school girl.  This recent Britney media orgy has me quite agitated and emotionally vulnerable.  Hopefully, the situation will settle down soon and I can return to some semblance of a normal life.  In the meantime, here are some images of Ms. Spears gyrating lasciviously at last night's American Music Awards.

"This is a wholesome, family-friendly performance."

"See?  This isn't sexual at all."

"And this is even less sexual than that last move."

"You can't escape me forever, Kirk!"

"It is well-known that the Vulcans are the intellectual puppets of the Federation!"

"Buy my record!  The power of Britney compels you!"

See the last Britney update here!