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Britney Update!

December 29, 2003: Britney flies all over the place

Like the Mongols, Britney decided a few weeks ago to invade the island nation of Japan.  Unlike the Mongols, Britney was not deterred by a divinely-sent tsunami and landed safely to perform various and sundry stunts.

Britney lands at Narita with her "Hello Kitty" doll.  She pleads with reporters to not photograph her frumpiness.

A few hours later, Britney has successfully hunted, killed, and removed the feathers of a fine peacock.  She hides her still-bloody hands!

See the last Britney update here!