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Britney Update!

February 21, 2004: Springtime for Britney and Los Angeles!

Passing slowly through the doldrums of winter, we at last emerge into the earliest days of spring!  Members of the human race will soon emerge from their cocoons and flitter about, seeking those things knows as "fun" and "carnal enjoyment."  Below we see a female specimen taking tentative first steps into the warming air, but we can see that her transformation is still incomplete!  Soon, she will lose the last vestiges of winter and preen with the best of them.

"Aren't these boots awesome?  They draw attention away from my face!"

Is that a munchkin or Britney?

Finally, the specimen flees the swarming predators.*

See the last Britney update here!