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Britney Update!

March 22, 2004: Going on tour!

Britney has initiated her global "Onyx Hotel" concert tour!  Britney fans around the world are a-quiver with excitement, even though critics have been less than kind to poor Britney.  Some have likened the technologically advanced show to a gaudy Vegas act, which might be a precursor of Britney's future, but that's neither here nor there.

Below we have more pictures than usual for Britney Update, mainly because there hasn't been on in so long.  I do have other things to do.  It's not like I'm obsessed or anything.

Before every concert tour Britney spends hours and hours rehearsing.

Then more rehearsals!

And, then, you know, some more sweaty, panting, rehearsals in tight clothes.

Security always tosses me out around this point...

Once the concert begins, Britney begins to suck out the souls of the various concertgoers.

She continues her Satan motif with this red outfit.  Underneath are horns and a tail!

Halfway through the show Britney pauses to beg the audience to forget that she was ever a crazy girl who ran around town getting married.

And just because I want to, here's another picture of that black outfit.  Meow!

See the last Britney update here!