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aibolitantiacidity
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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:58 am Post subject: Tomato you should have told me!! |
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| I was drunk and eating a tomato just now and half way through I looked and saw the little sticker they put on fruits and vegetables half eaten through. I guess I ate some sticker. Help. I need emergency assistance. Please ask Wikipedia and Ebay if I'll die. |
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tadalka
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:09 am Post subject: |
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I'm gonna bet no. If it were toxic they wouldn't attach it to food.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:14 am Post subject: |
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How I missed the opportunity to be present for this source of comedy gold is something I will regret for the rest of today.
Also you'd probably have to eat a thousand unwashed tomatoes and their stickers to get any remotely plausible likelihood of suffering from some kind of health effect.
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CalideFlima
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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I’m kinda curious as to the motivation behind eating the tomato in the first place 
Was it the only thing in the house or are tomatoes really your favorite late night snack? (I'm not sure which I would find more disturbing.....an empty fridge with a single tomato sitting in it, or a drunk guy craving tomatoes  ) |
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sekvoyaserv
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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| I didn't think being drunk gave you the munchies. |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | On October 30, 2006 the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced that tomatoes might be the source of a salmonella outbreak causing 172 illnesses in 18 states [1]. The affected states include Arkansas, Connecticut, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina, New Hampshire, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Virginia, Vermont and Wisconsin. Tomatoes have been linked to seven salmonella outbreaks since 1990 (from the Food Safety Network).[11] |
You're doomed. If you show up in chat again I'm going to assume that you are a zombie, and act accordingly.*
*do nothing.
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aibolitantiacidity
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| DocWagon wrote: | You're drunk at 5am on a week day and your concern is eating a tomato sticker?
Anyway, just don't try anything real complicated, like a banana, until you sober up and you'll be fine. |
I work thirds.  A third of my nights off go about like that: go drink with friends, everyone else goes to bed at a half decent hour, and I get home and get bored enough to eat a tomato and post on the internet.
The sticker didn't kill me but I guess salmonella will now. Or maybe if I eat another sticker I can die before that terrible death happens. Wish me luck! |
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AnalMovies
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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make a sticker slurry i say, screw the tomato
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