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Britney Update!

July 12, 2003: Britney's Secrets

An upcoming issue of "W" magazine will feature "provocative" photos of Britney.  I don't see what the big hubbub is about.  Her first "Rolling Stone" cover was far more enticing, and she was young, so there was a "forbidden fruit" kind of thing going on.  Now she's just another random 21 year old wearing a corset and dark eye shadow.

"My manager said that these photographs would be totally tasteful."

"I mean, I would hate for people to get the wrong impression of me."

"I want people to focus on my talent, not my crotch!"

"Why do you keep turning up the thermostat?"

"You're sure that this is good for my back?"

W Magazine says: "Buy me!" and also, "Britney does not have Down Syndrome!"

See the last Britney update here!