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Britney Update

January 15, 2004: Britney remains hated!

A recent CNN/Gallup poll indicated that 66% of all people hold a negative image of Britney Spears.*  This means, of course, that 23% of all people still think favorably of Britney (after taking into account the people that don't much care).  An additional poll showed that a whoppin' 94% of all people think that CNN should stop wasting its time on completely useless, irrelevant news polls.

To spite those 66% of Britney-dislikers,** here are some more pictures of her, from a recent spread in GQ magazine:

You know what they say about a girl who wear knee-pads?

It means that they engage in Thai kick-boxing!

Because, as you know, they use their knees to beat their opponents into submission.***

See the last Britney update here!

  *This was a real poll.  I saw it on CNN!

**The fools!

***I really, really, really like this picture.  It hearkens back to young Jane Fonda in "Barbarella."†

†Mmm...young Jane Fonda and Britney Spears...  Excuse me for a moment, please.

 

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